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    Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007
    7:36 pm
    Óglagh Dan Keating RIP
    Got a phone call from Ireland last night passing on the sad news that the last survivor of both the War of Independence and the Civil War had died. (He was also the oldest man in Ireland!)

    Vol. Dan Keating was born in 1902 in County Kerry. After a stint as a Gaelic Football player he joined the Fianna before progressing to Óglach na hEireann in 1918. In 1919 with the outbreak of war with England he reported for active service and served with B Coy, 3rd Batt, Kerry Brigade during the war. He was involved in several ambushes on Crown Forces and some of the most famous of the large scale battles including the Battle of Castleisland.

    In 1921 he took a decision that he would stick to until his death; a refusal to accept as legitimate any authority other than an all-Ireland parliament. (Til this day the 2nd Daíl Eireann remains the last legitimate parliament in Ireland, elected by the suffrage of all its people). He fought with forces loyal to the Irish Republic against the lackeys of the British Crown: the Irish Free State. He was involved in operations all across the South-West of Ireland before being captured by the Free Staters. During his time in prison he witnessed the brutal execution of his comrade, Vol. Tony Gibson. Several other friends were murdered by the Free Staters during the war: he was friends with several of those killed in the Ballyseedy massacre and knew three of the four executed at dawn at Drumboe Castle in Co. Donegal.

    After the Civil War he moved to Dublin where he worked as a bar man. During this time he remained an active member of the IRA and was involved in an attempt to assassinate Eoin O'Duffy, leader of the Fascistic Blue Shirts and commander of Free State forces during the Civil War. The plan was to shoot him in his car as he approached the spot of the Ballyseedy massacre however, the informant in O'Duffy's entourage "conscience got the better of him" and the information the assassination squad needed was withheld.

    It has been alleged that Vol. Keating was the O/C of the S-Plan operation in England in the late 1930's. In 1969 he visited Dan Breen, another veteran of the two wars of the 1920's on his deathbed. Breen handed him a revolver and said "make good use of that". In the subsequent split in the Republican Movement Dan Keating sided with the forces loyal to the Republic and joined Provisional Sinn Féin. When they subsequently betrayed the Republic in 1986 he again remained true to his principles and joined Republican Sinn Féin, of which he became the patron of in 2002.

    Dan lived out the last 30 years of his life in his native County Kerry. He remained lucid and talkative right up until a month before his death when he fell ill and was taken to hospital. He passed away on the 2nd of October, 2007.

    RIP Comrade! Gone but never forgotten!
    Thursday, January 25th, 2007
    1:32 pm
    For sho' nigga??
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6296787.stm

    "She said a more co-ordinated approach was needed and suggested consideration be given to setting up a fund for UDR families similar to the police fund."

    A UDR fund... Hmm, I'm sure the Waffen-SS fund must have a few pennies in it-perhaps they could give it a few pennies to give it a kick start. Given that they were essentially the same thing...

    Current Mood: shocked
    Monday, January 8th, 2007
    9:25 am
    Working hard, oh yeah.
    I think this has to rank as one of the "crappest" places to work in the world. It'd be a "shit" job: Here. Aha.
    Thursday, December 21st, 2006
    3:14 pm
    I am not your mummy
    I was working last night (hungover and tired; ie I wasn't in a mood to care about customer complaints) and about nine the shop was pretty quiet. There was some random guy (late 20's maybe?) standing with a basket at his feet and looking at the sweets (to the right of the tills), when I finished with a customer I was serving some woman walked right up to the counter and paid for her petrol-in a transaction that took all of 15 seconds. As soon as she left the guy who'd been looking at the sweets walked up to the counter with his basket and said (in a pure whiney voice) "Excuse me, I thought there was a queue". W.T.F. Note to customers: I AM NOT YOUR MUM. I DO NOT HOLD YOUR HAND BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. I WILL NOT FIGHT YOUR CORNER IN A QUEUE DISPUTE BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Awright?

    I used to police queue arguments but I just don't care enough to any more. Plus, I'll have to serve you all at some point anyway so it makes no odds to me in what order your arrive at the till. Fuck off and man up if you can't handle it.
    Monday, September 18th, 2006
    10:45 pm
    Got to admire those peace loving Muslims!
    So, after deliberately mis-interpreting a speech by His Holiness Pope Benedict, in which some over-sensitive (read: downright stupid) Islamic fundamentalists claim he criticized Islam and the prophet Mohammed for bringing "nothing but violence and bloodshed to the world. Jihad and fire." the Islamofascists of the world decided to prove him wrong and show how much they've changed in 600 years by, er, burning churches, burning effigies of the Pope (and German flags aswell-wtf!), threatening Catholics worldwide, claiming that they'll blow up the Vatican oh, and shooting a nun. Hmm, well done on the own goal kids!!!!!

    And it's not just restricted to the Arab world, in London the same thugs who turned up at the Danish embassy a few months back were out in force at Westminster Cathedral threatening worshippers: http://catholiclondoner.blogspot.com/2006/09/very-rushed-post.html

    Current Mood: lawl
    Current Music: Mary Black-Lay down your weary tune
    Monday, September 11th, 2006
    11:45 pm
    Reasons I love my job #277
    Before entering my place of work please:

    (a) Remove any bodily fluids smeared accross your face as this suggests somewhat that you are infact a nutter and want to steal things

    (b) Leave your bizzare conception that "asking us for plastic bags without buying anything won't alert us to the fact you are here to shoplift" at the door.

    Scene: BP petrol station with small shop. I'm a lowly skivvy. In the night about to be recounted to you there was only me, two other proles and a manager on. None of us are particlularly agressive or willing to get knifed by some crazy Junkie* for the minimum wage.

    A Thursday night, bout 8:30. I'm just about to go on my break when a woman that's been in before walks into the shop, which is otherwise deserted. She is carrying about a dozen carrier bags (prob with all her worldly possessions in them :() but walks up to the counter and asks for a few more bags (despite having bought nothing, hmm...). She also has vomit smeared over the left side of her face and in her hair. Nice. I ring the manager out and we track the junkie down to the processed meat section of the fridge. We stand either side of her and "rearrange" stuff on the shelves. She takes the hint and leaves, altho we think she managed to get stuff prior to our "rearranging". Ten mins later... she returns! Wanders round the shop taking stuff out of her million bags and putting them on shelves, she then spots us eyeballing her and walks up and starts giving us stuff, Somerfield stuff. Really nice and honest of her, except we're a bp. She then insists on shaking all of our hands (EUGH! EUGH! EUGH!) and then leaves again. Fifteen mins later I'm in the office with the manager when the bell starts ringing madly (this is a magical means of summoning people from the office). Guess who's back!!! She just walked in, straight over to the wine section and grabbed a bottle and stuffed it up her jumper. We all get to her at the door and stop her. (For the following section M-Manager, J-Junkie Lady)

    M: Give me the wine!
    J: I've not got any wine...
    M: Well, give me whatever's up your top.
    J: There isn't anything up my top.
    M: Right, just give us whatever it is and we won't call the police.
    J: *thinks* um, ok then.. *magically produces a bottle of wine from up her jumper*

    She then leaves. End of story? Not quite. A few mins later customers start coming in and asking have we seen the mad looking woman about 20 metres down the road. We went out to have a look and spotted her down the road, surrounded by her bags and siting on the pavement... eating a tin of dog-food. As you do on a summer's eve...

    *junkie-no idea how widely used this term is, but in Glasgow it refers to any person who is a drug addict.

    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: Nup
    Friday, August 25th, 2006
    2:41 pm
    Toilets broken? I'll just improvise!
    (Originally posted by me on tpom and the customer suck lj group.)

    Background: I work as a CSA(Customer Service Assistant-it's basically a combination of cashier and shelf stacker so as the store can employ less people) in a BP petrol station with a shop onsite.

    Last Saturday the customer toilet in work wasn't working, so being considerate types we put an "Out of Order" sign on it. Most people seemed to be both literate and accepting of this (of course there are always those who "don't see it" or who are bursting and get really annoyed but they're customers so screw 'em!). But about midday this woman (whiney middle-class voice and a complete attitude problem) and her two kids of about 3 and 5 came in and upon seeing the notice on the toilet door she decided to ask if it was working (sooo tempting to ask if she couldn't read or something :P). I politely informed her, that as suggested by the signage affixed to the door, no, it was not working. She huffed and asked could she use the staff toilet. I said no, mainly on the basis that she'd been in before and had been really ignorant towards me. She didn't like this answer and said to check with the manager, this I dutifully did. He laughed and said no; the toilet is thro a secure area and the staff cloakroom, hardly the sort of places people can just walk into.

    I informed the woman of his refusal of her request whereupon (this is the good bit) she said to "tell him that if my wee boy can't use the staff toilet then I'll just let him go on the forecourt." Rather shocked, I went in and told him this but he didn't seem overly bothered (after all, she had just proved his original decision not to let her use the staff toilet was the right one as she was a total nutjob). We then watched on the Security Cams as she took her kids out onto the forecourt, dropped the wee boy's trousers and let him defecate on the ground. AS YOU DO!!

    Current Mood: mmh, just had lunch
    Current Music: I won't back down
    Thursday, May 4th, 2006
    11:07 pm
    Volunteer Bobby Sands MP, O/C Long Kesh (1954-1981) RIP
    On this night 25 years ago Vol Robert Sands, a Member of the British Parliament, Commanding Officer of the POWs imprisoned in Long Kesh internment camp and a soldier of the Irish Republican Army (Belfast Brigade) entered the last few hours of his all too short life. Having ceased eating 65 days previously his health had deteriorated to the point where he was now in a coma. Several of his comrades and friends were already refusing food and nine of them would also go on to die.

    His family were present at the time, but only two were allowed in his cell at the one time with him. Four prison warders were also in attendance.

    When he died in the early hours some of the most intense rioting seen to date on Britain's streets was seen on the streets of "Northern Ireland."

    THE RHYTHM OF TIME

    Theres an inner thing in every man,
    Do you know this thing my friend?
    It has withstood the blows of a million years,
    And will do so to the end.

    It was born when time did not exist,
    And it grew up out of life,
    It cut down evils strangling vines,
    Like a slashing searing knife.

    It lit fires when fires were not,
    And burnt the mind of man,
    Tempering leadened hearts to steel,
    From the time that time began.

    It wept by the waters of Babylon,
    And when all men were a loss,
    It screeched in writhing agony,
    And it hung bleeding from the Cross.

    It died in Rome by lion and sword,
    And in defiant cruel array,
    When the deathly word was Spartacus,
    Along the Appian Way.

    It marched with Wat the Tylers poor,
    And frightened lord and king,
    And it was emblazoned in their deathly stare,
    As eer a living thing.

    It smiled in holy innocence,
    Before conquistadors of old,
    So meek and tame and unaware,
    Of the deathly power of gold.

    It burst forth through pitiful Paris streets,
    And stormed the old Bastille,
    And marched upon the serpents head,
    And crushed it neath its heel.

    It died in blood on Buffalo Plains,
    And starved by moons of rain,
    Its heart was buried in Wounded Knee,
    But it will come to rise again.

    It screamed aloud by Kerry lakes,
    As it was knelt upon the ground,
    And it died in great defiance,
    As they coldly shot it down.

    It is found in every light of hope,
    It knows no bounds nor space,
    It has risen in red and black and white,
    It is there in every race.

    It lies in the hearts of heroes dead,
    It screams in tyrants eyes,
    It has reached the peak of mountains high,
    It comes seating cross the skies.

    It lights the dark of this prison cell,
    It thunders forth its might,
    It is the undauntable thought, my friend,
    That thought that says Im right!

    RIP Comrade. Never Forgotten!

    Current Mood: stressed
    Current Music: Rhythm of Time-Hothouse Flowers
    Tuesday, April 11th, 2006
    12:16 am
    Je voudrais...
    http://www.jamesadam.ie/BidCat/Catalogues.asp?F1=3072&F2=4169&F4=1054&select=7018&status=C

    I want them. Historical artifacts from the time of the 1916 rising till the end of the Civil War. Stuff that I'll never be able to afford in a million years like an original Proclamation of the Republic-starting at €70,000 but will prob go for nearly half a million. Even a pass to the Four Courts while they were occupied starts at about €40 but who knows how much it'll go for. I'm quite sad. :( Might put in a few bids for the lower priced stuff-an investment!

    Current Mood: sad
    Current Music: Goddamn Electric Bill
    Tuesday, April 4th, 2006
    11:09 pm
    "Take the British silver? Take a Provo bullet!"
    Full Story Here

    Sinn Fein British agent shot dead


    "Former senior Sinn Fein member Denis Donaldson has been found shot dead in the Irish Republic. Mr Donaldson was expelled from the party last December after admitting he was a paid British spy for 20 years."

    Haha, nae luck ya tout!

    Few tears will be shed for this sorry piece of work.
    Monday, January 23rd, 2006
    7:13 pm
    Freak rating
    You Are 56% Abnormal

    You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

    You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.

    You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

    You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

    You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer.


    Haha, I'd thought it would have been higher. Although most of the points are fairly true the narcissism one is quite untrue; Mirror-phobe. The only reason for the addiction to hand sanitizer is cos my degree is Microbiology-you'd be addicted too if half your week was spent learning about all the nasty infections you can get through cuts etc. Plus it's generally ming things like people not covering their oro-nasal orifices when they sneeze or cough that annoys me most.

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: Sinead O'Connor - Heroin(e)
    Thursday, January 19th, 2006
    10:21 pm
    Valentines Day (premature but meh)
    Dear Cupid,

    This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.

    Susannako gave me an STD which makes my skeleton want to jump out of my body.
    News was video taping me while I was changing then put it up on the internet and now I’m a huge star.
    I was helping Nester_inc upgrade their computer and discovered 6 gigs of porn on their hard drive.

    So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Doobedoo hook up with me this Valentine's day?

    Sincerely,
    genius_at_large

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    Current Mood: Gotta sore throat
    Current Music: Jenny - The Killers
    Friday, January 6th, 2006
    9:44 am
    Thick! Thick! Thick!
    Customer: What's up with Pump 3? It's not working. Is it broke or something?
    Me[Inside Head]: What? If your picking up the pump and nothing comes out then, duh, it must be broke. Plus, why come in and ask? Go to another pump!!
    Me[Actually Say]: We're not aware of any fault with that pump. Go out and try again.

    The customer/care in the community case goes out tries again, fails to get fuel and goes to another pump. I come to the obvious conclusion that the pump must be broken so go out to cone it off. As I got to the pump in question I see that someone has actually been there before me and put an OUT OF ORDER sign on the nozzle (each pump dispenses three types of fuel) for Unleaded. I.e the one the customer had been moaning about. It scares me that people this thick are allowed to drive on the public highway!! Not as bad as the ones during the (self-induced) fuel crisis who drove up to pumps that were coned off and started taking the plastic bags we'd put over the nozzles off. Seriously, would the fact that there's a cone blocking your way and a bag over the nozzle not suggest that perhaps you weren't to use it?!?! Sakes...

    Current Mood: cold
    Current Music: Destroy Everything U Touch - Ladytron
    Thursday, December 29th, 2005
    10:43 pm
    So if no-one supports it then what is the point??
    Read Here or below

    Read more... )

    I think that's all of the main NI parties who have rejected the OTR Bill leaving Labour as the only party to actually back it. Apparently it differs so significantly to what was a agreed at the Weston Park talks that they are unable to back it anymore. Rather amusing that they were the party to demand it and now don't support it. Equally hilarious will be watching Labour trying to explain why they are putting through contradictory Bills; updates to the PTA and ID cards etc while processing the OTR legislation to... well, that's half the problem, it won't actually have any puropse other than to let agents of the state (MI5/6 and the Det/SAS etc) get away with murder. IRA OTR-ers won't be participating in the programme thus defeating the whole reasoning behind it.

    I wouldn't have expected too many of them to have participated anyway given that it involves "admitting guilt" for what the British State has decided are "offences," a most unpalatable thought for any true Republicans. It amounts to surrendering to the state's notion of right and wrong and deligitimises the armed struggle which is entirely wrong.

    Current Mood: It's Snowing!!!!
    Current Music: Royksopp-What Else Is There?
    Friday, December 16th, 2005
    10:57 am
    Dear Santa...
    Dear Santa...

    Dear Santa,

    This year I've been busy!

    In June I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I put gum in [info]themoviegirl's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed [info]doobedoo's flat tire (15 points). In August I pushed [info]susannako in the mud (-17 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

    Overall, I've been nice (8 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

    Sincerely,
    genius_at_large

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    10:47 am
    Why!!!!
    Got woken up at 9:30 (a most unnatural hour) this morning by scaffolders who were erecting a metal structure at the front of the house for some upcoming building work. This is the one morning of the year when I'd have really liked/needed a long lie due to attendance at Cheesey Pop tonight. :( I finally decided it was futile to try and sleep through it so I got up at 10:05 and got dressed and whatnot. Of course they left 10 mins later. Cunts.

    Played at our Parish's Carol Concert last night. Went rather well! All the wee kids doing things like forgetting their lines or falling off the altar, ah...

    Current Mood: Fookin builders
    Current Music: Hoboken-Crazy Glue
    Tuesday, December 13th, 2005
    5:12 pm
    Holiday-ness
    This is prob the longest I've ever had off before Christmas-12 days! No doubt I'll be a pure bum and sit at home (online, although that goes without saying...) doing feck all. I really need to study A LOT before the January exams, just don't have a clue about most of my classes. Although when I actually study (Gosh, revolutionary I know!) I can get a grip on most of it.

    I need a new colour scheme for this-'tis rather unpleasant on the eye. :(

    Going to see Narnia tonight. Looks pretty good.

    Current Mood: cheerful
    Current Music: Random Eurythmics
    Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
    11:50 pm
    Get it up ye!
    Har har! Sean Garland skipped bail last week and made it over the border to the Irish Republic. This amuses me no end mainly cos it'll really piss off:

    (a)The Brits-As a former IRA man they'll be annoyed that they never got the chance to fuck his life up that little bit more by sending him to the USA on mad charges. (More below)

    (b)The Yanks-Here was an actual bona fide 'terrorist' that they could have put on trial but-given Ireland's history of not bothering to respond to US extradition requests he'll probably grow old and die in the Republic.

    With regards to the charges, basically the US attorney general (after watching too many James Bond films and reading a few Tom Clancy books) came up with a mad story that basically said that the North Koreans were printing $100 bills and shipping them to Ireland whereupon Sean Garland (and whatever wee mad group he's involved with now, the Political Wing is "The Worker's Party" or something, not sure what the armed unit is) would arrange transport to the states where his mysterious co-conspirators would distribute them. I've heard values of between $32 million and a billion dollars as the total sum supposedly shipped this way. Although the State Department cann't get it's story straight as to why he was doing it. One version is that the North Koreans wanted to devalue the dollar and cause the US economy to sink further into recession by having more cash in circulation (or something-economics ain't my strong point) or that the plan was to announce to the world that there was "a vast sum" of high quality forged US currency out there thus causing people to lose faith in it and the US to become Communist... Either way they're pretty far-fetched.

    Although, there was an article in a recent New Internationalist that said that the Chineese have so much US currency in their reserves (poss up to $1trillion) that if they released it all at once it would cause the US economy to collapse, apparently in much the same way as something to do with the Rouble accelerated the break up of the USSR.

    My brain hurts.


    Current Mood: My neck hurts
    Current Music: Moving Hearts-No Time for Love (If they come in the morning)
    Thursday, December 1st, 2005
    11:02 pm
    You can't seriously be that retarded, can you?
    Was working last night and it was the usual humdrum of a Wednesday night; Lottery and ready meals for the after-work crowd, when all of a sudden the guy on the till at the window, who was just looking over the forecourt, hit the button that stops all the fuel-pumps and ran out to the pumps muttering "hope I get there on time..." I looked to see where he was off to and noticed that there was a massive Jeep sitting at one of the pumps with it's bonnet open and another one had just pulled in and the driver was opening it's bonnet. THE DAFT FUCKS WERE ABOUT TO DO A JUMPSTART ON THE FORECOURT!!! What's up with that you ask? Well, only the tiddly matter of it creaeting a massive electrical spark, which would only have ignited all the petrol fumes around the base of all the pumps and sent the entire site up in a massive ball of fire. Well done retards. These people are actually allowed to be in control of a car on public roads, this scares me.
    Sunday, November 27th, 2005
    9:38 pm
    Advent Begins
    I'm sure that's a corruption of some film or book title or whatnot but as to what one I'm at a loss to say.

    Anyway, had a busy-ish week. Chalets gig on Monday: TEH FUCKING SEX! WOW WOW WOW! Nightrocker. Live. Amazing. :) Went with susannako, Zubair and an assortment of those who had yet to be converted to the cause.

    Tuesday: Went to see Stoned with Kate and Rory. It was rather strange but enjoyable. Not sure that I believe the way they said he died in the film-I have my doubts about 'deathbed confessions.' Mainly because of the absolute nonsense my granny came away with while in intensive care and stoned out of her face on morphine.

    Wednesday: Grand plans to study the day away in uni were thrown into disarray by, em, sleeping in.

    Thursday: Worked in the evening-GAY-the general public are thick as shit. It would terify you if you knew how dumb some of the people who are allowed behind the wheel of a car are.

    Friday: Played at a Ceili for JAM-74, turnout was dissapointing and it probably ran at a loss but we got paid so not complaining.

    Saturday: Bummed around the house and worked in the evening. Don't mind Saturdays too much now as they're really quiet for some reason. Probably because everything we sell is shit.

    Today, Sunday, didn't do a lot. Realised it was the anniversary of something that got me thinking quite a lot. Funny how people can do something and although it's a big thing at the time they manage to not think about it for years and suddenly decades later something happens that brings it all back possibally with repercussions. Hmm, I apologise for the vagueness but it's more the concept rather than the actual thing in question that I want to dwell on.

    Current Mood: thoughtful
    Current Music: Sinead O'Connor - Troy
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